my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns
What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now
is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?
even the ones you think “nah they’d never do me like that” will do you like that
Facts, big lesson.
Learned the hard way.
if i don’t end up running down a palace hallway in a flowing couture dress at least once in my life then whats the point
i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly